Sacko back - Julio gone
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SAFCSA - COXHOE BRANCH
The Coxhoe Branch is an offical branch of the Sunderland Association Football Club Supporters Association. Based in the North East Of England we cover the villages of Bishop Middleham, Coxhoe, Kelloe and West Cornforth. Coach travel is provided to all home fixtures at prices of £5.00 adults and £3.00 juniors and OAP's. Away travel is shared with the Sedgefield Branch of SAFCSA to all away fixtures. No Alcohol on any of the coaches.
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Bobby goes to the doctors with a bottom problem
"Fuckin' hell Doc", he says, " its just me shit's been coming out in fuckin' cubes!!!"
"That's very unusual" says the Doc
"Aye. Too fuckin' right" says Bobby " like little stinky oxo cubes they are!"
So the doc asks Bobby to bend over, drop his pants and examines him.
Bobby get's worried as the doc retrieves a pair of scissors from his sterile tray and proceeds to cut away at something near his nether regions. It doesn't hurt. In fact he feels nothing.
"What the fuck did you just do Doc? Did you operate?"
"No, Mr Saxton, I didn't"
"Well what the fuck did you fuckin do?"
"I cut three inches off your string vest"
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