The "Great" Pub in Leicester

Eventually we got back to the hotel. As we got out of the taxi and walked up the street Billy String and Billy Senior insisted on going into a pub which they said was ‘great’, even though they’d never been in before. It was a right dive with about 6 people in but Billy String and Billy Senior insisted on staying so the other Billy’s left them to it and went to Weatherspoons. After closing time Nephew Billy and Cousin Billy went to collect Billy String and Billy Senior but they were having none of it. The other clientele in the bar had scattered and the two Billy’s were deep in conversation with the barman. Unfortunately they were speaking in a strange dialect so he couldn’t understand a word they were saying but nodded politely as they slavered on.