Jimmy's birthday

Social event of the year by all accounts.
I wonder if his long lost cousin is going.
What can we get him for a present?
Indian takeaway from that place in Leicester?
A new safari suit?

A birthday card from the black bouncer in the boozer?
Perhaps a bottle of whisky might hit the spot. A bit like the fella he was scuffling with; he certainly hit the spot - right on the chin.