What are you all doing this weekend SAFCSA bloggers?
Me, much the same as last weekend. Have to go in to work (hopefully this will be the last weekend!) then putting up more dog barricades around the garden perimeter and will be on 'dogwatch' for any stray poo or wee. How about you?
Roll on the new football season!
posted by Billy @ 4:06 PM
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Airport in the morning to pick sister in law up.
May get to Durham Big Meeting for a few photo's tomorrow
Retirement do tomorrow night Billy.
Great North Walk on Sunday ( bad back permitting)
Back to the airport on Sunday evening for 8:05 to Stansted.
Look forward to a week's lying baout.
Having a wank first thing then might watch the Lions get beat again. Saturday night going to a wedding do at Shotton Hall - sorry SW I will still have to owe you another £2.00.
Sunday having a want first thing then reading the papers to see if we have made any new signings??? Then lunch and sleep on the afternoon. So not much doing really just a few tugs on the old chopper and the rest of days are pretty much the same ..... now if I knew where Judith Huyton Hoofer Chalmers took that picture from I would go there on Sunday and see if there is still snow uo there it's good to have a bit of a tug on the chopper in the snow you know. Can you tell without footie life is boring!
Oops Sunday should have stated having a wank but I suppose I want to have a wank that;s why I typed want instead of wank should have used the spell checker or typed with my right hand. Do you think wank would be in the spell checker and if not what word would it give as an alternative?
Jim, just out of curiosity, I put 'having a wank' into google to see if it would offer any help with your spellcheck dilemma. The first item which came up on the search list was http://www.live4metal.com/cradleoffun2.htm so I clicked to see what it had to say. Here goes :-
"I also know this same person got home pissed from the pub one night and decided to have a wank before sleeping. Unfortunately he fell asleep mid wank and awoke next morning to find himself in a state of undress and with a porn mag covering his knob. He lived at home at the time."
So there you have it! Moral of the story - don't come home pissed and have a wank.
Another moral, don't come home pissed and do postings you might regret in the morning.
P.S. On the same page there's a lurid story of a bloke who visits a brothel in Athens in 1998. I know it's not you who wrote the story but why did I think of you as I read it??
P.P.S. Roll on the football season
So then, that's Jimmy's weekend sorted out. He'll be on "Dog Watch" too looking out for any stray "bitches" that come into his garden.
Only explanation I could find in Google for wanking was an absolute load of toss.
Billy,
Bet you have searched google for all sorts and not just for curiosity!
Huyton,
Just a thought if you do go to the meeting look up my old school class mate Jez Lowe. He is an internationally known folk singer, sings all around the world and is appearing in the market place. Look up his web site for information - not a bad singer if you like folk music. www.jezlowe.com
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