CSI Coxhoe

In the early hours of this morning a number of cars along Cornforth Lane were the subject of a mindless fool who thought punching the wing mirrors off cars as he travelled home to Doggie ( Yes he was seen) was a good bit of sport. This little game started on Co-operative Terrace and probaly carried on down Bogma Avenue. Getting on for3/4 of a mile. My own car is now minus it's N/S wing mirror, as is the son and heirs and a number of other law abiding citizens in the street had their cars damaged too.

However, our mindless moron made 1 dreadful error. He cut himself when he punched a mirror, left a bit of skin behind on one car and a nice splodge of blood on another.

Mr Plod from CSI Durham tells me that blood is what they live for ( bit like Dracula) and up should pop a name immediatley once the DNA is analysed, swiftly followed by a pair of handcuffs.

In all seriousness this mindless idiot has probably caused in the region of £2,000 worth of damage to vehicles along this street yet no one, except me, bothered to report it to the police. People probably think that it isn't worth it, yet if it takes one more idiot off the street and makes him think twice about his actions then we are all a little safer.