Best One Liners / Classical Quotes

Steve Cotterill, stands on the touchline at the Stadium Of Light, notebook in hand.
He licks the tip of his pencil, which is poised to write a note in his book.
He pauses, ponders a moment.
A wag from the crowd shouts.

"Whats the matter Cotterill?"
" Can you not spell SHITE!"

A true story as related by Stan Spinks, a long standing season ticket holder, Coxhoe bloke, and all round good egg, who was sat adjacent to the man who made the quote.

Ref:- Onymous. A.N. 2002 / 03. ( Sunderland Stadium of Light) West Stand, Football Premier league.