Toon Terrorism

Terrorism:- defn; the systematic act of violence or intimidation to achieve some goal.

Now then, in light of Jim's experience in the the club last night,and the manner in which he handled himself without resorting to violent or aggressive behaviour, puts into perspective the mentality of your average no brain Mag. Not happy to keep their brand of intimidation and sick humour within their own confines they like to export it and claim to be the superior beings.

They are an insightless lot Mags are. Lets look at the evidence and ask ourselves a few questions.

How many of those who sit in Coxhoe Club of a Saturday night are regular Carbuncle attenders?

How many of them would know which bus you catch to Newcastle and what time it goes?

How many of them realise that Newcastle is in Northumberland and not County Durham?

How many of them had even heard of Newcastle before 1992?

When was the last time Newcastle won a major DOMESTIC trophy?

Who was it exalted Alan Shearer as "Mary Poppins", Newcastle women as "dogs" and the fans as "idiots"

When was the last time you saw two Premiership footballers belting seven shades of shit out of each other?

Whatever happened to the Geordie nation and the Sporting Club of Newcastle?

Who is known as the "King of Bling"? and keeps traffic police and traffic wardens very busy?

Who has greater vision and insight, David Ginola and Lauren Robert or Robbie Eliott and Alan Shearer?

Who REALLY believes that Shearer will be the next manager of the Scum other than himself?

So then should the club expect a boycott on 13th August from 12 noon onwards? Personally I would most certainly advocate it. Lets be realistic here, it's not because of the company or the singers or the craic that people attend the club, it's because the beers cheap and they know they have a captive market.

I genuinely hope and pray that the club and it's committee can see past their nose ends when it comes to sanctions and realise that the behaviour of the singer, the bus load and members of it's own committee were inciting racial hatred of the footballing kind. I shudder to think what would have happened had some of the more volatlie members been present. I appreciate that one of our own is a member of the said committee and would I hope, look on this incident as a case of Toon terrorism and support Jim, should it get that far.

I propose new laws to curb this growing trend that will worsen with the return of Mackems to their rightful place.

1.Anyone with links to Toon terrorism refused asylum in the County Of Durham.
2.Strip citizenship of County Durham for anyone with Toon links who incites football racial hatred and deport them North of the Tyne
3. Make it an offence to glorify the Toon in any establishment that is prepared to use crap singers for propaganda purposes.
4. Close the borders South of the Tyne and keep crap singers out.
5. Make StevieN and his missus attend SJP every game so they gain insight into what long suffering Geordies with brains have had to put up with for years.

LONG LIVE THE MACKEM PLUG PULLER.