Terriers testicles
Never mind a ride on Quinny's magic carpet - how about a ride in my new car! Most definitely the DOGS BOLLOCKS!
Only problem is I'm frightened to go out in it in case it gets dirty. Gleams like a tanner on the BP's (ample) posterior! It has a 80l tank which at 90p a litre will take £70 to fill but on the run home from Newcastle it did 41mpg so much better than the 29mpg I was getting before.
GERRIN!!
posted by Billy @ 10:30 PM
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9 Comments:
Looks like you stopped off in Coxa to take the photo billy?
Looks nice when can we drop our crisp packets in the back?
Coxha? Where's that? Not posh enough I'm afraid. When I set the Sat Nav it diverts me from Coxhoe to go via West Cornforth.
Down to Tesco for you Billy lad. 90p a litre? only 86.9 there.
Tesco you say, can't say I've been there - I usually purvey my petroleum at the Total establishment at Sedgefield. I'll set the Sat Nav and see if I can locate it!
If the sat Nav,s not a TOM TOM Billy take the car back ..
How much u pay the Chauffeur Billy???
Total at Binchester Road Ends 87.9 yesterday. Tesco Durham 86.9. Liely that Tesco at Horse and Jockey same price or cheaper. Big tank Billy, Big savings, extra mileage.
But it'll take a quids worth of diesel to get over to Binchester and I'd be only saving 3p a litre? Still works out cheaper on 80l though. Perhaps I could get Julie to go there? She like the garage in Coxhoe 'because they serve you' but it's about a quid a litre there!
Must be a posh place Coxhoe with petrol at £1 per litre. Perhaps I will reinstate it onto the Sat Nav. According to the Sat Nav School, Avenue is one of the better areas but it classify's The Avenue as a bit dodgy. Reckons that if you knock on selected doors you might get some right gadgeys answering. Whilst silk pyjamas and cravats are de rigeur in School Avenue I'm afraid it's shorts and flip-flops in The Avenue!
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